Holy Bible Silly Messages

When I read and study the bible, it becomes clear to me why God has neglected to inspire the most important part of the bible: the readers. At any rate, the inspired authors must have been so proud of God dictating to them. Whenever, however, I understand bible messages – It becomes glaringly obvious to me why we are the Sick Man of Asia. To think that in this God-forsaken country, even those who admire Jose Rizal, our chief hero, believe that his mature thinking led him to believe in the God of the bible and to trust his promise! What a cheap lie! My dear reader, please read your bible and judge for yourself: And Moses said unto them, Have ye saved all the women yet? . . . Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him. But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves. Numbers 31:13 Psalms 93: 1 says that the world also is established, that it cannot be moved. In Joshua 19: 12-13, it says that Joshua commanded to stand still. “The sun stood still.” Indeed, people believed then that the sun moves and goes around the earth. Joseph has two fathers. “Jacob begat Joseph.” Matt. 1:16. “Joseph which was the son of Heli.” Luke 3:23 A mutilated, but perfect, baby God. “And when 8 days were accomplished for the circumcising of the child, his name was called Jesus.” Luke 2:21. Whatever happened to the prepuce cut away from Jesus? Did anyone bother to keep it as a religious relic for church revenue purposes in the future? Giving away kingdoms: “Again, the devil taketh him up into an exceeding high mountain, and sheweth him all the kingdoms of the world, and the glory of them, and saith unto him, “All these things I will give thee, if thou will fall down and worship me.” Matt. 4:8-9. But the devil possessed no legal titles of those kingdoms for him to give away? Even the gullible Jesus was impressed with the offer by saying that man does not live by bread alone. God and Satan on friendly terms: “Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them. And the Lord saith unto Satan, Whence come thou? And Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down. Job. 1: 56-7. What a silly mess this is for those who live in fear of Satan. Jesus: “Then called his 12 apostles together, and gave them power and authority over all devils, and to cure diseases.” Luke 9:1 and Matt 10:1-8. So how come diseases are still around today with Satan spreading them according to God’s will? And where are the descendants of those apostles? How come nobody hears from them anymore? Yes, piss and shit are not only good but also holy in the bible: “Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that the may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you?” 11 Kings 18:27 and this whole shit is repeated in ll Kings 36:12. Perhaps, the bible is not the word of God, but the word of Satan. War in heaven. “And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels. . . And the great dragon was cast out, that old serpent, called the Devil, and Satan.” Rev. 12: 7-9. And to think million of Filipinos still believe in angels as much as their children and grandchildren still believe in Santa Claus. There are 6 descriptions of the death and burial of Jesus and the discovery of his empty tomb and all 6 do not harmonize with either consistency or uniformity. See the 4 Gospels; the speech of Paul in Acts 13:26-34; and see also Acts 5:30 where Jesus was not crucified on a cross, but hanged on a tree. I have met religious preachers who believe that after they die, they will be with Moses and Joshua, Jesus and Mary, and with God in heaven together with the angels. Yet, these are the kinds of religious morons who are among the bible preachers of today. They totally ignore what the bible clearly admits: “The dead know not anything, neither have they any more a reward. Eccl. 9:5 The bible, being a book of contradictions, inconsistencies, absurdities, and indeed, obscenities also admits however that not everybody dies. See the New Testament Heb. 7: 1-3: “For this Melchisedec, king of Salem, priest of the most high God. . . Without father, without mother, without descent, having neither beginning of days, nor end of life; but made like unto the Son of God; abideth a priest continually.” Well, where is Melchisedec in the modern world today? Why does he not share his knowledge of the world and share his experience with the rest of mankind? Why is he always absent like God is always omni-absent from the troubles and problems of mankind? For my part, I thank God I was born as an atheist and I look forward to dying as an atheist. Poch Suzara