Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll be burning at a place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money! --- George Carlin
If I had enlightened comedians like George Carlin as my teachers in La Salle grade school and high school, never would I have gotten expelled out of high school. In fact, I would have ended up as a college professor myself. - - - Poch Suzara
14 May at 4:06 PM
George Carlin always tells the truth.