God As a Linguistic Contortionist

"God is not human, that he should lie, not a human being, that he should change his mind. Does he speak and then not act? Does he promise and not fulfill?"Num. 23:19 Oh Yes God, my dear God, why don't you stop all this drama of yours and prove to us that you are, in fact, a good and a useful God? And not that you are just more of a linguistic contortionist than you are suppose to be a divine perfectionist? Poch Suzara