Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Believe it or Do Not believe It

According to Ripley's Believe It or Not - by driving at 100 miles per hour in a car, if it were possible, it could take more than 28 years to reach the nearest star - Proxima Centauri.

May I however suggest: never mind asking the Catholic theologians how many years will it take, driving a car, after death - to reach heaven to begin eternal salvation; or, as the case may be, to reach hell to begin eternal damnation.

Here, however, is a ticklish problem. After death in heaven or in hell - with what eyes shall we see, ears to hear, tongue to speak, nose to smell, palate to taste, skin to feel, and indeed, with what sexual organ to have sex with? Poch Suzara

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