In the Bullshit Department, a businessman can't hold a candle to a clergyman. 'Cause I gotta tell you the truth, folks. When it comes to bullshit, big-time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, religion. No contest. No contest. Religion. Religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told. Think about it:
"Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! But He loves you. He loves you, and He needs money! He always needs money! He's all-powerful, all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-wise, somehow just can't handle money! Religion takes in billions of dollars, they pay no taxes, and they always need a little more. Now, you talk about a good bullshit story." Holy Shit! Poch Suzara
1 comment:
NY, 18 April 2012
Poch:
One of this Invisible Man's commandments is, "THOU SHALT NOT COVET THY NEIGHBOR'S WIFE."
But he not only COVETED, but actually FORNICATED, with this woman named Mary who at the time was either the legal or the common-law wife of this man named Joseph.
This woman Mary got pregnant and, after some 9 months, bore a son named JESUS--the same JESUS who later was to be known as JESUS CHRIST.
There is no doubt but that this JESUS was a BASTARD.
And there is no doubt that this Invisible Man religionists call "God" violated one of his TEN COMMANDMENTS--and violated it willfully and maliciously.
Talk about pure HYPOCRISY!
MarP
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